Over the last month, I've experienced the worst luck (or just bad karma). I lost about 5 different rooms in places (either due to people being bad about getting back to me, or miscommunication, or just general idiocy), my horse decided to pull a muscle so I can't ride, I'm driving around with the entire contents of my closet in the back of my car, gas prices are through the roof and my two bikes are locked up in storage, etc.

Last night I tried to ride Cody, who apparently has not recovered from his pulled muscle but still felt good enough to pee in the aisle… AGAIN. As I was putting away my tack upstairs in the hay loft, I noticed a bird flying around that must have gotten in through the huge open window. Maestro, one of the barn cats, was on top of the hay bales and literally did backflips to try and catch the bird as it flew overhead.

Anyway, as I'm tidying up my stuff, what felt like a drop of water landed on my head. Wait… it's not raining… I look up, and realize the damn bird SHIT ON MY HEAD!

F-ing a. What a horrendous month.