The barn where I board is laid out a little strangely - for example, the hydrant (hose pump) is actually IN one of the stalls. This particular stall is also good for horsey sightseeing, as it's on the end and has two windows to peek out of… one of them being our sort of "hose window," as the only way to get the hose down to the grooming area below is to stick the hose out the open window.

This is great for Streaker, who is extremely insecure without his girlfriend Glory. This way, he can stick his head out the window and watch her get ready to go out. The first thing he does when we bring him in is run to the window to make sure Glory hasn't left his sight.

This past weekend at the barn, a few plexiglass pieces were put in the windows of the stalls to help with the cold, including the hose window/Streaker's "TV." Unfortunately, no one told Streak that the window was now covered up… so you can imagine what happened when he was brought inside. Streaker runs to the window and WHAM! Faceplant right into the plexiglass.

I, of course, laughed my ass off because Streaker is kind of annoying with his incessant whinnying and running around every time Glory isn't within sight… that and his habit of stepping on the hose when I'm trying to fill water buckets. :finger:

Okay, the real point of my post. On my office's floor, the door to the women's bathroom doesn't latch, so there's no handle-turning required. (I'm betting you're getting a good idea of what's about to happen.) Yesterday at work, I was on another floor for a meeting and decided to visit the bathroom before going back downstairs. Smart me, I pushed on the door and promptly slammed my face against the door. Good thing no one was there to witness this…

…but I'm thinking that if horses could talk, Streaker would be saying "Ha-ha! Sucker!"